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Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more
Nikki Glaser on Following Taylor Swift Around Europe, People Trolling Her & Becoming a Musician
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more
Scientific Odyssey
Category: Comedy
Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more
Dr. Phil LIVE! with Steve-O, Nick Swardson, Kumail Nanjiani
Category: Comedy
Ray is my last name so first of all rachel is what they were thinking because rachel ray yeah and i'll take it from here but i think that there's something about my special uh you grab it you twist it you bop it you seen the commercials dog you want to tone it down or [music] not girls love to know... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani Delivers Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Guest Hosting Kimmel, Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short & the Olympics
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more
SATURDAY NIGHT Trailer 2 (2024) Dylan O'Brien, Willem Dafoe
Category: Entertainment
Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready maybe maybe you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay well... Read more
Kamala Harris Get WEIRD Today at Spice Store in Pittsburgh - "Best Part of Debate Prep"...
Category: Comedy
[music] [applause] everyone [applause] a come here what is that about what is that about what is that about i think you understand i'm pretty sure you know a it's going to be good we're going to be good we're going to be fine we're going to be fine we are all in this together yes we are we're going... Read more
speedrunning every goofy trump vs kamala moments before the US presidential debate 💀
Category: Entertainment
Finally beat medicare thank you president biden president trump was right he did beat medicare beat it to death i am the chosen [music] one my fellow americans bye have a great time [applause] [music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president kla harris is only on the ticket because she is a... Read more
The Legacy of Stan Musial
Category: Sports
Was one of the things you looked forward to in school was getting a lunchbox don't even bring up my lunchbox stories oh so yeah the padres have these lunch boxes that are unbelievable one box has manny machado joe musgrove i can't see theing the smallest characters on dave winfield alan wiggins craig... Read more
Bartering Pizza On The Streets Of New York City With Strangers
Category: Entertainment
Pizza may be bed with the people you love you can b with someone else like you trade like the shirt off their back for a slice you mean anything you like every want to trade anything for a slice of pizza what can you trade smile i'll take that that's a deal but and it's from 1 to what 10 owe me the... Read more
Barstool Dave Portnoy Appreciation Day - BCD - Day 84
Category: Comedy
[music] gratitude breakheart consciousness diary august 23rd 2024 84 days out in the woods and it is so important to express gratitude in this world and on this day in particular i am very thankful one year ago today i offered to help somebody that person said no to me what that job would have entailed... Read more
Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza
Category: Comedy
All right pizza review time we're at carpen zanos i love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into new haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like i don't know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it's... Read more
Joey has a new agent : Jennifer Coolidge ! 📇
Category: Film & Animation
Oh, well, he's just walking in right now. i'll tell him. great news, joey. i just got you the lead in an industrial safety video ! what ? no, no no no no no. i don't want to do any more stuff like that. look, bobbie... i came to la to take the next step in my career. and i feel like i'm taking a step... Read more
Lisa Frank: The Rainbow Prison
Category: Comedy
Welcome back to the papa me channel how you doing how you doing come on and sit on down because today we're talking about lisa frank which for anyone who doesn't remember lisa franker that little name lisa frank was more than just a brand it was a cultural phenomenon that captured the imaginations of... Read more
The Raw Word - Full Episode 002 - Ashlee Simpson Ross and Evan Ross
Category: Entertainment
So ashley you love being a mom so much any more kids in the future can you really look a few pounds thinner by changing your dress up for real for real oh so let's get our first model out here this should be what your household budget looks like you should have it all broken down by the different costs... Read more
Rashida Jones | SmartLess
Category: Comedy
[music] so welcome to smartless everybody um i hope you have a full charge on your ipod do people still use ipods i don't think so i think they just use is that what they listen to us on um their phones they're just okay boomer what is is boomer what ages or boomers 19 46 to 64 i just looked it up today... Read more
Claire Danes | Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Category: Comedy
Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dak shepard i'm joined by am nominated monica miniature miniature pad man speaking of the miniaturist mouse and the most maximist mouse um monica has her own show coming out so exciting it's such a good idea and it's um already so tasty and yummy and i... Read more
LA Chargers Start Jim Harbaugh Era 1-0 After Defeating the Las Vegas Raiders Week 1 #shorts
Category: Sports
So yeah pretty good sunday so far the chargers get the dub against the lowly raiders at home 22 to10 i believe was the final score nobody really did as well stat wise and stuff herbert or any of the running backs receivers but defense definitely stepped up only allowing 10 points this week one so definitely... Read more
F K Peacock NBC Greedy Double Dipping Streaming Service NFL Packer Eagle Coverage
Category: People & Blogs
Okay greetings brothers and sisters i don't make videos here regularly anymore i used to make videos about hollywood celebrities dropping like flies here and then also things to do with sports and sometimes they they would crisscross because there was these athletes that would you know drop like flies... Read more