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St. Vincent: Big Time Nothing | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Talk About Attending the Paris Olympics as Fans
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guests are two legendary athletes, and between them have seven olympic medals, two world cup championships, four wnba championships, and many, many more awards that i don't have enough time to list here. their new episodes of their podcast, "a touch more," air wednesdays on youtube, apple,... Read more
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Dedicated a Segment for Bickering on Their Podcast A Touch More
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back with sue bird and megan rapinoe. you guys, i'm so happy to have you here. i'm so happy. you have your own podcast. this started on instagram live during the pandemic. -yes. -and whose idea was it first to start recording you guys having conversations? -i think that might have been yours,... Read more
Eve Hewson on Her Brat Summer, Not Wanting to Meet Charli xcx and The Perfect Couple (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more
Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more
Box of Lies with Demi Moore | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more
Demi Moore Talks Variety's Demi-ssance, Her Dog's Vogue Cover and The Substance (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more
Eddie Redmayne & Gayle Rankin Talk 'Cabaret' Revival & Love Of New York
Category: People & Blogs
[applause] how are you they're very excited i couldn't even get the beginning out they were so excited it's nice to see you both so do you enjoy being here both from the uk do you enjoy being in new york city like working yeah i actually have lived here for a long time cuz i went to school here but... Read more
Eddie Redmayne Got Hacked and Accidentally Asked Warren Beatty and Jamie Dornan for Money
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more
Eddie Redmayne's Kids Are Terrified of His Cabaret Character
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more
The Song KEVIN HART Can't Stand... #shorts #kevinhart #tribute
Category: Entertainment
At the ceremony i sang a nice song for you here's me singing a song for you can we zoom in on your on your family because i'm singing a nice song to you can we just zoom in like what's going on you pissed my son off you were being an assho he was sick of it what are you talking about i was singing a... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Trump Said the Word "Weird" 11 Times in 30 Seconds During Fox Town Hall
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a fox news town hall last night, former president trump said the word "weird" 11 times in about 30 seconds. and good thing he stopped at 11, because 12 times would... Read more
Paris Hilton Confirms New Reality Show with Nicole Richie and Certifies Jimmy a "Bad B*tch"
Category: Comedy
-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more
Carrie Coon Compares The Gilded Age Set to Nerdy Theater Camp
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a tony- and emmy-nominated actress you know from shows such as "the gilded age," "the leftovers" and "fargo," and films like "widows" and the ghostbusters franchise. she stars in "his three daughters," which is in theaters this friday and available to stream on netflix september 20th.... Read more
Dax Shepard Shares His Thoughts on the Viral French Pole Vaulter
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back, everybody. you know, our first guest tonight from his work in shows like "parenthood" and "punk'd" and movies such as "chips" and "baby mama." he's the host of the fantastic podcast "armchair expert with dax shepard," which is available through wondery or wherever your -- you get your... Read more
Dax Shepard Does His Own Makeup for Armchair Expert and Cuts His Mother-in-Law's Hair
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back. dax shepard is here. congratulations. "armchair expert," a new deal with wondery. and how many episodes have you done now? -i think we're approaching 800. -okay. -which is wild. i'm sure -- how many? what number are you on? -we're at, like, i think 1,500. -aye yi yi. -aye yi yi. -do you... Read more
Justin Theroux Responds to Plane Nudist, Japanese Circus and Motorcycle Gang Rumors
Category: Comedy
-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more
Good Cop, Goth Cop with Justin Theroux | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more