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Category: Comedy

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Category: People & Blogs

-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more

Category: Comedy

Who's into garment porn nobody great if you're gay you know that this website was famous famous it was a big porn website called mormon boys mormon boys is garment porn and it's very successful it is people talking in gments and i remember watching it for the first time and being like i need to tell... Read more

Category: Comedy

No not your hair, hers! i know i really think that why do you want my gum so bad you think about it the whole time your hair is so shiny yeah you wait but she's the hair girl and you're supposed to have all the hormones this is a [laughter] disaster there was something i really actually liked about... Read more

Category: Comedy

Said holding a grudge is like drinking poison and hoping it kills the other person first of all that's amazing and i'm pissed off that that i didn't know that cuz that was a real bad moment for me as a black man cuz he said know everything every black man has ever said no no but the way you said it... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] on [music] good evening i'm not crying i just put in ey drops and also i'm crying okay hi i'm dave land welcome to normal world who else am i with there you are it's me and also me angela angela hi there you go how are you today ah beautiful excellent where can we find your new channel me on... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Has your own perception of death and the afterlife changed after making these movies no not at all no i mean i i feel like for me it sums up like this kind of thing of like growing up in certain in america but also seeing the spanish the mexican culture of day of the dead and and all that sort of thing... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a fox news town hall last night, former president trump said the word "weird" 11 times in about 30 seconds. and good thing he stopped at 11, because 12 times would... Read more

Category: Comedy

You know that that joker to i think is coming out it's a it's a musical but they don't want to admit that it's a musical because you know all the the guys don't want to be like i'm seeing a musical and there was so there was a press conference with lady gaga today and and she said she said it's not... Read more

Category: Sports

Um okay i wanted to talk about this this this is a couple of weeks maybe it's a week old or something the whole jack black kyle gast thing so they are both members of the tenacious d band and there was this video that went viral last week i'm going to play it there's a moment where uh jack black is... Read more

Category: Sports

The the tds has been bad for years uh even still um i think post the assassination attempt there's been quite a bit of media hypocrisy as far as like the left can be violent and have aggressive violent rhetoric like anyone from just random guy on the street to our our talking heads in news do you what... Read more

Category: Sports

Lauren i wanted to get your your thought do you think uh and alex jones has this theory as well do you think that the democrats are going to sweep in see i didn't think he was gonna biden was gonna endorse kamala when he when he said that he wasn't going to run again but do you think the democrats are... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: People & Blogs

In the world of hollywood there are few names that evoke as much warmth and nostalgia as reginald v johnson famous for his iconic roles in family matters and die hard this beloved actor has fascinated audiences for decades but behind the hollywood glamour lies a rumored lifestyle whose sexuality has... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-our next guest is a tony- and emmy-nominated actress you know from shows such as "the gilded age," "the leftovers" and "fargo," and films like "widows" and the ghostbusters franchise. she stars in "his three daughters," which is in theaters this friday and available to stream on netflix september 20th.... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-welcome back, everybody. you know, our first guest tonight from his work in shows like "parenthood" and "punk'd" and movies such as "chips" and "baby mama." he's the host of the fantastic podcast "armchair expert with dax shepard," which is available through wondery or wherever your -- you get your... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-we're back. dax shepard is here. congratulations. "armchair expert," a new deal with wondery. and how many episodes have you done now? -i think we're approaching 800. -okay. -which is wild. i'm sure -- how many? what number are you on? -we're at, like, i think 1,500. -aye yi yi. -aye yi yi. -do you... Read more