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Category: People & Blogs

I actually created ivf i will personally inseminate any woman with sperm that wants it that's how much i believe in [music] ivf hey everybody welcome to the weekly show podcast with me john stewart we are back we are back with britney mmedic lauren walker our a wild producers we have been away for months... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

We handed them over a country where the economy and where the stock market was higher than it was before the pandemic came in nobody's ever seen anything like it we made ventilators for the entire world we got gowns we got masks we did things that nobody thought possible and people give me credit for... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jon stewart reacts to trump saying Read more

Category: Entertainment

Woo the great party switch here we go donald trump has picked up the unexpected support of former democrats rfk jr and telsey gabbert and might even have picked up one of jeffrey epstein's most esteemed former lawyers i am no longer a democrat i am no longer member of the democratic party i can't associate... Read more

Category: Sports

[applause] peterson's got it inside the five still driving for the touchdown peterson was not going to be stopped short this time 11 yards and a touchdown joe that's as good a run as you'll see better than anything we've seen already today and Read more

Category: News & Politics

E e e e e e e the high stake showdown here in philadelphia between vice president kamla harris and former president donald trump their first face-to-face meeting in this presidential election their first face-to-face meeting ever a historic race for president upended just weeks ago president biden withdrawing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Kla harris let's have good debate see you have fun thank you in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country i just want to clarify here you bring up... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more

Category: News & Politics

What would need to change for you to agree to a second debate would you want different rules would you want a different format well you know when you when you don't win it's like a fighter when a fighter has a bad fight gets knocked out or loses the fight the first thing he says is we want a rematch... Read more

Category: News & Politics

As american voters political analysts and the rest of the world make sense of the maiden presidential debate between donald trump and kamla harris another us channel has officially issued a public statement on its invitation to host a second round of debate just hours after both presidential nominees... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Le débat entre donald trump et cala haris a donné lieu à plusieurs moments assez lunaires si les deux candidats se sont salués avec une poignée de main les hostilités ont rapidement commencé avec donald trump souvent sur la défensive on vous récapitule les phrases les plus improbables du candidat des... Read more

Category: News & Politics

They're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets [music] they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] so after the debate politico is reporting loopy lindsay is add it again and i'm sure he's going to tick off donald trump because when he did this the last time donald trump said he's an idiot basically lindsy graham vents about trump's performance a missed opportunity so here we go get ready... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hi this is stephanie miller from the stephanie miller show please enjoy this exclusive clip from my show on political voices network he mentally ill yeah he's really in complete cognitive not decline collapse you know lawrence oon i don't know if he's the first one that said it but you use the phrase... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Senator lindsey graham is urging donald trump to stay away from far-right conspiracy theorist laura luma who was spotted traveling with the former president on his plane on wednesday in response laura luma stated that lindsey graham has never been loyal to president trump he got booed in his own state... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Wow guys donald trump destroyed chris wallace on pure facts check this out nobody's done the things i've done nobody in three and a half years no other president's been able to do what i've done you're running in large part on the economy you built it once now we have the corona virus you're going to... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Wow guys donald trump destroyed chris wallace on pure facts check this out nobody's done the things i've done nobody in three and a half years no other president's been able to do what i've done you're running in large part on the economy you built it once now we have the corona virus you're going to... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] summer is over and both campaigns are full speed ahead to election day 67 days from now we're going to win pennsylvania we're going to defeat comrade kamla harris we are out here running like we are the underdog in this race because we know what we are fighting for vice president harris has... Read more