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Category: Comedy

-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You've suspended your campaign how difficult was this decision it was clear to me that because of the media censorship because i was not going to be allowed on a a debating stage that i didn't really have it path the victory so my choice was am i going to spend the next 77 days you know rallying the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The daily wire the daily [music] wire the daily wire the daily [music] wire the daily wire Read more

Category: Comedy

-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more

Category: Comedy

-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more

Category: Comedy

-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Franor frank [music] gore frank gore frank [music] gore franor Read more

Category: News & Politics

One more week until the biggest comeback of the year: next saturday, tv legend stefan raab will enter the boxing ring against regina halmich. the countdown is on, especially when it comes to fitness. raab appears on instagram for the first time in years, and well, “in shape” definitely looks different.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

There is a fine line between sanity and madness that is endemic to all cultures terry i like your eyes are you dr michs yes i'm homicide detective lucas boyd two kids are dead they were butchered like hogs you know what these writings are don't you here i take the power here i become the power jesus... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hallo und willkommen auf dem kanal der fernsehschatztruhe schön dass ihr eingeschaltet habt wir reacten jetzt einen ein video was ich entdeckt habe auf dem kanal tv solution das ganze video das verlinke ich natürlich könnt euch jederzeit anschauen kfchen ist bereit und es geht um folgendes und zwar... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Et c'est l'heure d'arthur chevalier arthur la séquence des joos s'achève tout le monde se félicite de ce succès madeine france pour vous en fait le grand gagnant des jeux c'est pas tant la france que tony esttingé oui à pauline le président du comité d'organisation a réussi là où les femmes et les hommes... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Now to the new era for wheel of fortune ryan crust and vanna white are here welcome guys good to see all of you good morning so ryan i feel like we've been on your journey for months as you've been i apologize you've been preparing are you ready uh vanna am i ready he's ready okay yes he is i started... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more