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Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

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Category: Entertainment

ना ब कर र ल का लकल या सन त बोलना त बोल न आए हो या की त बदतमीज सन बोल लोग लोगले लोग [संगीत] वेले मैडम जी आ बैठ आ बैठ सर बैठे द रखा कर अच्छा जी मैडम जी अच्छा दरा बंद कर दो इसके सा बैठना पसंद नहीं करती अच्छा मै पस कर मैं भी नहीं देखना चाहती री मजबूरी बन ग सिर्फ इनकी खा मजबूरी है तेरी जड़ मजबूरी है सब रो मैं हीरो आदमी हीरो गल गलती तू क्यों कहना है कि मैं हीरो ह मेरी फिल्मा ल सम मैं ते फिल्मा क्यों देखी क्यों कोई शौक नहीं ते फिल्मा... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Focusing on okay john in illinois supporting president biden right john uh yes yes i am and tell us why what did you hear from him that you liked well it wasn't so much uh what i heard uh from the president uh that i liked it's more what he didn't say what i mean by that is you know i'm i'm counting... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

As it relates to the affordable care act understand let just look at the history to know where people stand when donald trump was president 60 times he tried to get rid of the affordable care act 60 times i was a senator at the time when i will never forget the early morning hours when it was up for... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

Do you have a plan and can you tell us what it is i'd run it as good as it can be run so just so yes or no you still do not have a plan i have concepts of a plan Read more

Category: Comedy

-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

Category: News & Politics

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she was big on defund the police in minnesota she went out wait a minute i'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh she went... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Category: Comedy

Economy do you believe americans are better off than they were four years ago imagine and have actually a plan to build what i call an opportunity economy my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to startup small businesses i intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 holy we're one... Read more

Category: Gaming

मेरे स्लिंगशॉट बाहर पड़ी है ना चाबी कंट्रोल की खास बात कुछ ऐसे होने वाले की जो की तो बैकग्राउंड में सुन रहे होंगे तो सोना हो [संगीत] बारिश हो तुम कैसे हो फिर से फिर से गिर रहा नहीं थ्री पता खेलने वाले ग्रहणी सीजन वाला बोर्ड यानी आज का बारिश हो चुकी है और जैसे की तुम सबको पता है की बारिश का महीना ए चुका है तो चल छैया छैया छैया छैया जी घर में बारिश होने वाली है और इस वाले मैप को थोड़ा एडिट भी किया गया है मतलब की बहुत साड़ी लोकेशंस को चेंज कर दिया गया... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hey guys welcome back to another video today we're going to get into the very emotional ben jones let's get into it we demand a government that tells us the truth again in this country that's what we require we can handle the truth that's what it means to be a citizen of this country so i say that on... Read more

Category: News & Politics

They going to say i'm racist but they call everybody racist i guess that mean nobody is racist now it doesn't mean much when you say it when you say it they going to say you racist racist hey everyone it's andrew claven with this week's interview with matt walsh and justin folk justin folk is the director... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Mr chairman i'd like to submit for the record this 2021 time magazine article titled how a white supremacist militia uses facebook to radicalize and train new members about the ukrainian neo-nazi aav battalion without objection to ordered thank you time also put together a piece only three years ago... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

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