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Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show thumbnail
Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon thumbnail
Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Box of Lies with Demi Moore | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon thumbnail
Box of Lies with Demi Moore | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more

Demi Moore Talks Variety's Demi-ssance, Her Dog's Vogue Cover and The Substance (Extended) thumbnail
Demi Moore Talks Variety's Demi-ssance, Her Dog's Vogue Cover and The Substance (Extended)

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

A NFL chegou no Brasil e a festa foi épica! 🇧🇷 #NFLnoBrasil #NFL #Brasil #Eagles #Packers #Futebol thumbnail
A NFL chegou no Brasil e a festa foi épica! 🇧🇷 #NFLnoBrasil #NFL #Brasil #Eagles #Packers #Futebol

Category: Sports

Você sabia que a primeira partida oficial da  nfl no brasil aconteceu em 6 de setembro de   2024? o jogo histórico foi realizado  na neo química arena, em são paulo,   e marcou um momento inesquecível para os fãs do  esporte. o philadelphia eagles venceu o green bay   packers por 34 a 29, em um confronto... Read more

Michael Douglas Explores The Causes Of Our Political Polarization In “America’s Burning” thumbnail
Michael Douglas Explores The Causes Of Our Political Polarization In “America’s Burning”

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more

Doit-on forcément progresser ? | Nacer ZORGANI | TEDxArtsEtMétiersAngers thumbnail
Doit-on forcément progresser ? | Nacer ZORGANI | TEDxArtsEtMétiersAngers

Category: Nonprofits & Activism

Translator: antara pattar reviewer: hélène vernet alla... the evening is going to be fine, relax! (laughter) i'm delighted to see everyone. well, it's a little hypocritical of me, but i'm happy to be among you, happy to be welcomed by tedx arts and crafts. let's have a round of applause for the team... Read more

Eddie Redmayne & Gayle Rankin Talk 'Cabaret' Revival & Love Of New York thumbnail
Eddie Redmayne & Gayle Rankin Talk 'Cabaret' Revival & Love Of New York

Category: People & Blogs

[applause] how are you they're very excited i couldn't even get the beginning out they were so excited it's nice to see you both so do you enjoy being here both from the uk do you enjoy being in new york city like working yeah i actually have lived here for a long time cuz i went to school here but... Read more

Eddie Redmayne Got Hacked and Accidentally Asked Warren Beatty and Jamie Dornan for Money thumbnail
Eddie Redmayne Got Hacked and Accidentally Asked Warren Beatty and Jamie Dornan for Money

Category: People & Blogs

-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more

Eddie Redmayne's Kids Are Terrified of His Cabaret Character thumbnail
Eddie Redmayne's Kids Are Terrified of His Cabaret Character

Category: People & Blogs

-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more

Las Botas de Pedro #caracoltv #shorts #comedia #humor #entretenimiento thumbnail
Las Botas de Pedro #caracoltv #shorts #comedia #humor #entretenimiento

Category: Comedy

No estas botas sí me salieron muy buenas y eso que las compré de segunda vea cómo agarran de brillo eso fue Read more

Couldn't Comrade Harris picked a normal running mate, ahh wait she is cooked herself thumbnail
Couldn't Comrade Harris picked a normal running mate, ahh wait she is cooked herself

Category: People & Blogs

[music] there's something there's something weird with that guy he's a weird guy he is a weird guy he walks under stage there something wrong with that guy and he called me weird and then the fake news media picks it up that was the word of the day weird weird weird they're all going but we're not weird... Read more

Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza thumbnail
Dave Portnoy Encounters Pizza Chef That Looks Like A Pizza

Category: Comedy

All right pizza review time we're at carpen zanos i love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into new haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like i don't know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it's... Read more

Joey has a new agent : Jennifer Coolidge ! 📇 thumbnail
Joey has a new agent : Jennifer Coolidge ! 📇

Category: Film & Animation

Oh, well, he's just walking in right now. i'll tell him. great news, joey. i just got you the lead in an industrial safety video ! what ? no, no no no no no. i don't want to do any more stuff like that. look, bobbie... i came to la to take the next step in my career. and i feel like i'm taking a step... Read more

PREDICCION ELIMINATORIAS MUNDIAL 2026 - Revancha COLOMBIA Vs ARGENTINA - Fecha 8 - Futbol thumbnail
PREDICCION ELIMINATORIAS MUNDIAL 2026 - Revancha COLOMBIA Vs ARGENTINA - Fecha 8 - Futbol

Category: People & Blogs

Agárrate fuerte amigo porque estamos de locales la localida se siente y espera espera que ya llegar tu momento sale predicción muchachos sale predicción predicción ahí está predicción sale la predicción fecha oo de las eliminatorias para el mundial 2026 y vamos a ver cómo nos sale esta nueva predicción... Read more

¡Los padres siempre saben más que sus hijos! thumbnail
¡Los padres siempre saben más que sus hijos!

Category: Entertainment

Siempre tienes que escucharme porque los padres siempre saben más que los hijos papá estás absolutamente seguro de eso por supuesto que sí hijo entonces dime quién inventó la radio fue guillermo marconi no debía haberla inventado su padre entonces Read more

Alina Habba... We will solve this problem thumbnail
Alina Habba... We will solve this problem

Category: Comedy

Good afternoon i've done this one too many times actually too many times for the last three and a half years while president trump has been trying to fight to get this country back and i want to speak to the american women and i want to speak to the people that need to get out and vote in november 5th... Read more

Hyatt Rages, Jelly Roll, Never Be Friends With Co-Workers, & More SHIT! - Heavy Metal Gamer Show thumbnail
Hyatt Rages, Jelly Roll, Never Be Friends With Co-Workers, & More SHIT! - Heavy Metal Gamer Show

Category: Entertainment

[music] when i'm online when i'm trolling it makes me laugh queen and jeffrey h are so [ __ ] [music] gay all right i hope you guys enjoyed that little singing [music] segment [ __ ] a my [ __ ] godamn allergies i got [ __ ] smoker cough over here i'm actually pulling into a gas station right now cuz... Read more

Mixing Cereals Together With the Kelce Brothers thumbnail
Mixing Cereals Together With the Kelce Brothers

Category: Comedy

The kelsey brothers jason and travis have come up they made they were talking on their um hundreds of million dollars podcast that uh they like to mix their cereal something that we've talked about before no they don't mix i thought they did mix no these are just their favorite cereals they don't mix... Read more