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Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

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City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more

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Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show! my name is jon stewart. the second presidential debate has just wrapped up. we are live. well, technically, technically, i guess this is the second presidential debate. the first presidential debate of this match up. i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think.... Read more

Category: News & Politics

You spent two months riling up your base that our country had literally been stolen from them through fraudulent means that you could never even get a whiff of in a court of law and let and let yourself just abuse them you you pressed on you abused their trust you showed up for a speech you tweeted... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] tuesday's presidential debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris left the daily show host john stewart with a question what the f just happened in a live episode that aired following the event stuart was perplexed by the moment when trump claimed that immigrants... Read more

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Late night talk show hosts continue to react to harris trump debate 'crazy old man' Read more

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Please welcome sasheer zamata. [applause] n/a n/a n/a sasheer. - jordan. oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. oh my gosh. i see this-- is it witch season already? it's been witch season. it's spooky time. it is. it comes earlier every year. is that because of, like, dark magic? - money. - it's money.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [cheering, applause] it's john leguizamo here. look, in two short months, america is going to be deciding whether to let kamala harris, its first woman, or donald trump, its grossest man. and i'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings an... Read more

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It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

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Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

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Jon stewart, stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel react to harris-trump debate: “holy s*, she crushed that” Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The daily show debate wrap up a hilarious take on the political circus welcome to the daily show john stewart with his signature wit delivers a comedic analysis of the second presidential debate in a way only he can john begins by humorously emphasizing that while this may be the second debate it feels... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Woo the great party switch here we go donald trump has picked up the unexpected support of former democrats rfk jr and telsey gabbert and might even have picked up one of jeffrey epstein's most esteemed former lawyers i am no longer a democrat i am no longer member of the democratic party i can't associate... Read more

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Connected. reporting live. i'm gigi graciette back to you. all right, gigi, thank you. firefighters this morning set up containment lines fighting the vista fire behind behind mount baldy in the san bernardino national forest. the fire has now charred more than 2800 acres since sunday. mario live for... Read more

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Skiers and snowboarders are making the most of the recent snowfall and one of the closest resorts for a day on the slopes is mountain high resort. the latest storm dropped four to six inches of new snow on mountain high and more is on the way "it is fantastic if you are a skier or snowboarder... Read more