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Category: Entertainment

I want to show a couple of videos from uh from last night um the first one is rfk and he's uh he's basically talking crap about the monitors uh the the moderators i'm sorry from uh abc go ahead and i play it fortunately we had moderators who were clearly bias who were constantly factchecking donald... Read more

Category: Comedy

For comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson in the midst of the assassination attempt on donald trump the former president in 2024 republican nominee has just revealed his running mate for the election season jd vans now the announcement comes after several other politicians like tim scott and vivec... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

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Category: Comedy

Uh what do you call a dude that's running around the hood shooting people in the butt with a super soaker b day day Read more

Category: Comedy

I shouldn't make fun of you but all your friends probably go to her class is all i'm guessing right there i i'll probably get to know you too a little bit you said hope not i hope not you don't want late people in your class no i teach special ed so i you teach special ed yeah so i hope not i did not... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our guest today is punky johnson who was a cast member for four years on site live and just left the show and so she's going to tell us all about her experience on saturday night live and other things the good and the bad and the in between we you know i don't think we've had someone off the show that... Read more

Category: Comedy

If you in snl i just want to wish all my people good luck y'all have a wonderful 50th season i know lauren going to put together some madass lineups i know that gonna be bomb i'mma be tuning in and i'm gon be at as many after parties as i can on somebody table shaking my ass a good summ that's a good... Read more

Category: Comedy

Can i ask you a relationship question yes well i two um oh [ __ ] uh o h boy i am so sorry that's your girlfriend no i have your baby was born no i have um zoom therapy right now what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you want to do it now is it okay if i h on that [ __ ] god damn this i'm if i don't i'm going to get... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well folks it seems the laughs on saturday night live just got a little fewer molly kerney and punky johnson have packed their bags and no it's not for a vacation in the bahamas imagine signing up for the biggest sketch comedy show nailing it and then poof gone faster than your new year's resolution... Read more

Category: Comedy

Introduction and nate bergazzi's holiday special karoga shark media hello i'm johnny mack with your daily comedy news nate burgatti will host a holiday special for cbs put that in your back pocket it's produced by lauren michaels the press release tells us the show will shine a spotlight on the heart... Read more

Category: Music

You tempations been surrounded by it ain't a r when everybody knows that you're holding on to love holding Read more

Category: Comedy

We've basically got a tied race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance is trying to counter accusations that he's weird by swimming in... Read more

Category: Science & Technology

Let's understand how we got here donald trump hand selected three members of the united states supreme court with the intention that they would undo the protections of roie wade and they did exactly as he intended and now in over 20 states there are trump abortion bans which make it criminal for a doctor... Read more

Category: Science & Technology

Let's understand how we got here donald trump hand selected three members of the united states supreme court with the intention that they would undo the protections of roie wade and they did exactly as he intended and now in over 20 states there are trump abortion bans which make it criminal for a doctor... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

I am so incredibly grateful for uh the ability that this state has done what the he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits tampon timmy came up from the van down by the river to give a speech in eerie... Read more

Category: Comedy

Let's get into it what a week on tuesday vice president kamla harris kicked off a reproductive rights bus tour which will make stops across the country to win over voters in swing states if the bus ever slows below 50 mes per hour a national abortion ban immediately goes into effect what are you gonna... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Look i'm coaching football i'm an old straight white guy i'm teaching social studies you're all picturing the damn stereotype here turns out that i'm like opposite well that is just shocking he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits hey patriots looks like lil timmy ended... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thanks for tuning in to another episode of what are your pronouns here on minnesota public access television now a word from our sponsor you know in today's world we're all about breaking barriers and challenging stereotypes that's why when it comes to comfort we don't compromise ever never compromise... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I was just uh getting introduced to mariah and uh she said uh kamla harris is going to change the [music] world he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits where today we find captain creepy tampon timmy... Read more