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Category: Entertainment

Now listen y'all last night i watched the presidential debate like other millions of americans did probably non-americans did and i'm not picking sides this isn't me here to pick on your candidate one side of the next but in real time this is what i heard kamala say in my head respected world leaders... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

They're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there don't even don't even try don't even try Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more

Category: Gaming

All righty so today i want to talk about the exact release time release date for the part two banners uh we have the data download uh for global njp so you guys can see up on the link here we are on the global side of things cu i know most of you watching this play global so you guys can see here in... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: Entertainment

Hey are you the guy that was linking my girl last night dude i'm sorry i didn't mean to i don't care if you're sorry you're about to catch this mean ass right hook right wait oh my god where'd you go Read more

Category: Comedy

So all the new iphones are going to get apple intelligence are they well why don't they put some of that intelligence in their customers i wonder this oh hi there i'm sam tucker from google and you may have heard recently that not only are apple copying all of our android features with their next iphone... Read more

Category: Comedy

Rert murdoch is locked in a secret legal battle against three of his children over the future of the family's media empire wow this is just like succession except i don't care Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: People & Blogs

Today on inside politics hitting the road kamla harris and donald trump are back on the trail after 67 million people watch them debate they're aiming to mobilize voters in crucial battleground states as polls show this is a race that will be won by incredibly narrow margins Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Entertainment

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Category: Sports

Seven frank he's three and0 against him and dv introducing to you first the challenger on my right fighting out of the red corner wearing lavender trunks training in dallas texas inhaling from detroit michigan he weighed in at one those wins coming by way of knockout tonight he is making his first attempt... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Gaming

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Category: Film & Animation

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Category: People & Blogs

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