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Category: Film & Animation

[musique] l'entrée du personnel se fait par l'office plus loin j'ai mis une annonce pour recruter un employé de maison trop la classe on dirait un british je suis un british oh ça va pas être simple qui sait ce qu'il nous [musique] apportera je cherchais de réseau et moi je fais de la broderie avec... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] 7 and a half thank you welcome to lester corp how may we meet your filing needs no no um my name is craig schwartz and i have an interview with dr lester oh uh please have a seat mr warz schwarz pardon schwarz i'm i'm sorry i have no idea what you're saying to me right now my name is schwarz... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

For [music] oh [music] oh you know what the puppeteer told me love me today i know i can't think of anything more pathetic i'm sorry good afternoon sir the broadhurst theater hey say uh ain't you that actor guy yes yeah john uh what is uh john um uh ah don't tell me uh mapleth malovic malovich right... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

He uh aren't you john makovich no yeah you are i can't [ __ ] believe you're in this [ __ ] hole man this is m this is john be know this is john maln this is john malovich l i am not yes lester please don't do it please don't kill maxine so you'll leave yes i said i i i am leaving all right do it now... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] thomas ernest malone ex cop convicted of murder and a burglary gone wrong apex is quite simple there hunters you are the prey what's the price if i kill all the hunters win and i can guarantee your [music] freedom my good hunter welcome find me child who the hell is that do we get a refund if... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

The girl had been practicing kung fu for 17 years one day her master suddenly told her that her sister was about to marry her fiance they ordered the girl to reclaim what was hers then they kicked her out angrily she went to the wedding and walked straight toward the man her father was shocked to see... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro do you have a pro team because you were from california who you did you root for nfl team no steelers just say steelers steelers big time steelers f there you go here we go that's going to be like the that's going to lead the 7 o'clock news in pittsburgh yeah paul sk says he's always been a steelers... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] wow oh where have you been billy boy billy boy oh where have you been charming billy i have been to seek a wife she's the joy of my life cannot leave her mother come on did she bid you to come in billy boy billy boy did she bid you to come in charming billy yes she b me to come in there's a... Read more

Category: News & Politics

George lopez recently reflected on the profound impact sandra bullock had on his life during an episode of the iheart radio podcast politic kin with gavin nome marshon lynch and doug hendrickson lopez revealed that bulock has been a significant figure in his career describing her as someone who changed... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Du musst jemanden wähen paul sonst können wir nicht spielen aber die sind alle doof also paul was denn den af die den will keiner weil der lügt irgendwie alles hasst und weil der meinen besten freund aus der klasse erkennen will dann nim doch die neue die ist ja wohl auch nicht viel besser keiner weiß... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro probabilmente è il film più brutto di tim barton ma quanto mi sono divertito allora allora allora buon cinema a tutti bentornati su cine follie vi spiegherò subito la mia frase iniziale insomma ci sono delle cose che non funzionano in questo film che se qualcuno va lì per determinati motivi potrebbe... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

The girl wanted to refuse a matchmaking date so she closed her eyes and randomly picked a man then she walked up and said one sentence the matchmaking date turned around and left the girl was relieved to be free from the matchmaking but the man suddenly grabbed her hand and told her to be responsible... Read more

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. my first guest is an american you might know from his recent trip to paris. >> curry, over the double-team. oh! >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," four-time nba champion and now olympic gold medalist, steph curry! [cheers and applause] ♪... Read more

Category: Comedy

Justin i'm so sorry for pulling my support from you justin i love you i did it justin because my mps who are threatening to pull me down from a leadership position i can't do that next year justin when i lose elections and you lose elections after i get my full pension we can run away from canada from... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh, this is great. this is just what the doctor ordered. sorry, ma'am. delia deetz, welcome home. charles. it's okay. there's no damage. look. see? it's okay. good, sturdy country craftsmanship. and look at that kitchen. you're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. come on, have a look. a... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Comedy

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Category: People & Blogs

च बकल चुप चुप करको आप क्या डरे हुए य बताइ आप डरे हुए परिवार के साथ पूरा परिवार ड या र नहीं लगता [संगीत] अरे को बोल क्या [संगीत] जा य लड़े लोग पपड़ा बन रहे बा [संगीत] Read more

Category: Sports

Um okay i wanted to talk about this this this is a couple of weeks maybe it's a week old or something the whole jack black kyle gast thing so they are both members of the tenacious d band and there was this video that went viral last week i'm going to play it there's a moment where uh jack black is... Read more

Category: Sports

The the tds has been bad for years uh even still um i think post the assassination attempt there's been quite a bit of media hypocrisy as far as like the left can be violent and have aggressive violent rhetoric like anyone from just random guy on the street to our our talking heads in news do you what... Read more