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Category: Entertainment

>>> tonight on abc, it's a special bonus season of "the bachelor," and this time he's 5'11" -- and a half. >> hey there. i'm ben k. when i was in high school, i threw a shopping cart at a gay kid's head, but now i'm here, ready to find love. and there are so many incredible girls to choose from. >>... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ça va mon mic ça va ça va stef merci beaucoup tu sais que là je suis très très heureux p ça se voit sur mon moi aussi j'ai envie de savoir là bah c'est bien que tu sois assis je pense parce que ce que je t'offre aujourd'hui c'est de la plateforme c'est pas non c'est pas exactement du travail proprement... Read more

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I'm currently in the most expensive city in the world at least that's what social media thinks what you guys don't know is dubai is actually incredibly cheap dubai is known as one of the most expensive cities in the world they got golden coffee they got tigers they got bugattis debay is split into two... Read more

Category: Comedy

[musique] bonsoir bonsoir bonsoir bonsoir à tous je me présente je suis jean-pierre brochet il est parfait monsieur brochet c'est bon et lui à ma gauche c'est francis piron il est mignon nous sommes mem de pignon sur rue le fan club du film le dîner de con monsieur prévoau c'est c'est un honneur de... Read more

Category: Comedy

What former nfl quarterback always has the hardest time with directions andre where Read more

Category: Comedy

Hi i'm jose cruz and i'm the president of the body positivity association of america we have been inundated with emails and calls due to recently shared images of lizzo's weight loss with many of you concerned that if your fat hero lizo becomes skinny it will be more difficult to justify your own obesity... Read more

Category: Comedy

Intro first this evening is an emmy winner who spent five bonneted seasons on the handmaid's tail and her new limited series is called the [music] [applause] [music] veil where is she here the veil premieres in april on hulu please welcome elizabeth [applause] moss hi so i feel like i should ask are... Read more

Category: Entertainment

What's going on i no human what do they [music] do from sh scottish that's where people from sh s d you should even they s the jersey [laughter] hey dolls it's g a finger do with the finger do review of rup paul's drag rce all stars n episodes 10 11 and 12 we're just shotgunning it we're taking the... Read more

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I keep seeing this trend online of companies going we let our genz intern edit our promo video they said it would go viral county transit system milwaukee county transit system there's a map m just so we're all clear i forbid our genz staff for making this kind of edit of me no gen z is great when i... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So you're the queen of late night because you're the only one you're the only female light you're the only one there to be queen by default you are the queen of late night the real question is why aren't there more women in late night yeah i agree it was interesting because i was surprised that so much... Read more

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You're a standup by trade right you would say that so how old were you when you started doing standup 16 and what was your first gig oh i was doing churches oh yeah i was that's the only place i was allowed to perform and what kind of jokes do you tell at a church you know i think i told a lot of jokes... Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

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Welcome to after midnight tonight panelists you'll be competing for a handful of almonds this broken rolly chair these ketchup packets i've been keeping in my fridge this sixpack of sock yes an extreme closeup during the end credits that's right your face real big hope you've been exfoliating comedians... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Y'all killing me with this welcome back to another episode of lost ox media as always we love to have you we got a lot of stuff to talk about in this episode on today's list we got action bronson a little smidge of tony henchcliffe we got a bunch of people talking a lot of [ __ ] on tony mostly shane... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro y'all killing me with this welcome back to another episode of lost ox media as always we love to have you we got a lot of stuff to talk about in this episode on today's list we got action bronson a little smidge of tony henchcliffe we got a bunch of people talking a lot of [ __ ] on tony mostly... Read more

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Fabulous fresh from her new marketing campaign n girl n girl thank you for making it yes of course of course i've left my rocket and my helmet behind today to come here to dragon con to tell you to drink nuola always the best kind of uh inspiration to make sure we stay hydrated or dare i say fueled... Read more

Category: Education

साइकोलॉजी से किसी भी इंसान की पहचान ऐसे करें नंबर एक अगर कोई व्यक्ति छोटी सी बातों पर भी गुस्सा हो जाता है तो उसे प्यार की जरूरत है नंबर दो अगर कोई व्यक्ति बहुत जल्दी रोने लगता है या उदास हो जाता है तो वह मासूम है और साफ दिल का है नंबर तीन जो लोग बहुत ज्यादा हंसते हैं और फालतू बातों पर भी हंस देते हैं वो अंदर से अकेले होते हैं इस रील को नंबर वन और दो वाले को शेयर करें क्योंकि वो दोनों भी ऐसे ही हैं Read more

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Ncp intro [music] give me a [ __ ] m what is going shoutouts on welcome to no chill promos how y'all doing hope you're having a blessed saturday a blessed weekend if you're watching this before i get into this review for tna's emergence i just want to do a quick shout out to all subscribers to the channel... Read more

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All right so minnie is out backstage right now and she's making sure we she's got headphones on she can't hear we're not cheating i'm telling you the truth minnie [music] minnie all right so the mystery word of the day is [music] chocolate very very happy a lot of smiling happy people here today i like... Read more

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[music] so i'm just fooling around with this right now i don't actually know how it's going to go and uh i'm just noodling you know i mean i don't even really know how to play piano so i'm not going to play you that part i'll just it goes something like oh larry well you came and you dropped off my... Read more