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Category: Comedy

-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

Category: Sports

Pero si hablamos de grandes batacazos vasco paraguay brasil creo que fue para muchos el partido que capaz hizo olvidar un poquitito el ruido de colombia argentina ya que diego gómez sacó un bombazo y diego gómez no sé qué pasó con el brighton finalmente estaba todo acordado pero hubo un detalle que... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Yo soy el top ya quiero que cuentes un poco de por qué llegaste acá y por qué te quedaste eh argentino no al argentino más lo huevean por la copa américa él se ganó la lotería hermano y se la dio al oh huevón eso rigido pues [música] hermano bienvenidos damas y señores al podcast más escuchado de la... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] comedy a crowded stage want to be a comedian join the club everyone thinks they're funny but making people love for a living that's a whole other ball game it's a tough business tons of competition only a lucky few make it big so how do you stand out how do you go from open mics to soldout shows... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Viene entrando la selección de laino tinto directo tacuro asco sin novia los hombre no pasa n mira aramburo que no es venezolano juega la vino tinto vámonos vino tinto contra urugay sottero sottero balón de oro soño hea sottero buenísima llévatelo también agarra lo que se va pao már bol en acción epa... Read more

Category: Comedy

O sea nos superaron no jugaron muchísimo mejor corrieron todo el partido y venezuela que la verdad le afectó muchísimo la altura ya por el minuto 30 ya se notaban que ya no podían más literalmente se estaban muriendo o sea al fin y al cabo la altura nos excusa jugamos mal y ya está pero no joda bolivia... Read more

Category: Comedy

El día de bolivia es un agrandado quién de la madre de ese loco está bien marcate un golazo pero huevón no era cristiano ronaldo el loco se encaraba con todo el mundo como si fuera el mejor jugador de la historia o sea loco manten la humildad literalmente hizo la div vinicio pero si tener la misma... Read more

Category: Comedy

Sin conta savarino qué savarino savarino en sus clubes siempre está en un buen momento y en la selección cuando lo pone titular no es una pero de revulsivo siempre rinde de hecho tuvo una jugada que estuvo a punto de es gol pero la tapó el arquero pero bueno qué más puedo opinar de esta de estar en... Read more

Category: Comedy

Coincio que esta uruguay que tenía muchísima bajas el 80% 90 por del partido la dominamos simplemente la malita pelotita no quiso entrar la primera parte de soteldo en ese partido fue espectacular tengo la teoría de que soteldo es realmente brasileño en secreto no puede ser que el huevón regat también... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ajá mis panitas se enfoca enfoca enfoca estamos de vuelta siendo sincero yo no tenía planeado hacer video sobre esta doble fecha pero como no quiero que youtube me ponga un shadow ban por inactividad me entraron las ganas de hacer este video la verdad para mí esta doble fecha fue un poco decepcionante... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Comedy

How much is this pack of stickers oh hello let me check never forget right what oh it is 911 you're right i guess i forgot what the dude hey pck this jerk off buying stickers forgot it was 911 who forgot it was 911 uh i think i'm just going to go i don't think so trader pick here is going to make your... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Are making this the most important issue on their list what do you say to haitian immigrants who say spreading false claims about them put their lives at risk no one has spread false claims what they've said is they're eating the dog they're eating the cat it does sound tasty they're eating the pet... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] let me just tell about world leaders victor orban one of the most respected men they call him a strong man he's a he's a tough person smart prime minister of [music] hungary they said why is the whole world blowing up three years ago it wasn't why is it blowing up he said because you need trump... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more