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Category: News & Politics

You know when you win you don't really necessarily have to do it a second time so we'll see but we had a uh i thought we had a great debate last night thank you very much what would need to change for you to agree to a second debate would you want different rules would you want a different format well... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump dice que no necesita la revancha que le pide camala harris porque él ganó donald trump descartó volver a debatir frente a camala harris en respuesta a la solicitud presentada por la campaña de la mujer que pretende convertirse en la primera presidenta en la historia de estados unidos a... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump dice que no necesita la revancha que le pide cala harris porque él ganó donald trump descartó volver a debatir frente a cala harris en respuesta a la solicitud presentada por la campaña de la mujer que pretende convertirse en la primera presidenta en la historia de estados unidos a través... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump dice que no necesita la revancha que le pide camala harris porque él ganó donald trump descartó volver a debatir frente a cala harris en respuesta a la solicitud presentada por la campaña de la mujer que pretende convertirse en la primera presidenta en la historia de estados unidos a través... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well, today marks a big day, a big win for wall street because the federal reserve has decided to water down banking regulations that were actually meant to prevent another disaster, like the global financial crisis of 2008. all right. so the capital reserves that a bank contains is really at the center... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The us presidential election between donald trump and camala harris is getting tense as the final day approaches the most recent debate between the two candidates took place on the evening of september 10 hosted by absy news at the national constitution center in philadelphia and may be the only one... Read more

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

You spent two months riling up your base that our country had literally been stolen from them through fraudulent means that you could never even get a whiff of in a court of law and let and let yourself just abuse them you you pressed on you abused their trust you showed up for a speech you tweeted... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

I actually created ivf i will personally inseminate any woman with sperm that wants it that's how much i believe in [music] ivf hey everybody welcome to the weekly show podcast with me john stewart we are back we are back with britney mmedic lauren walker our a wild producers we have been away for months... Read more

Category: Comedy

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [cheering, applause] it's john leguizamo here. look, in two short months, america is going to be deciding whether to let kamala harris, its first woman, or donald trump, its grossest man. and i'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings an... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jon stewart reacts to trump saying Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Saw it yesterday on abc which they said oh the crowd was so big and i've spoken to the biggest crowds nobody spoken to crowds bigger than me okay okay that's one of those mom and popop issues for the single issue crowd siiz voter uh so look at john stewart the contrast between his sharp wit and trump's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Woo the great party switch here we go donald trump has picked up the unexpected support of former democrats rfk jr and telsey gabbert and might even have picked up one of jeffrey epstein's most esteemed former lawyers i am no longer a democrat i am no longer member of the democratic party i can't associate... Read more

Category: Sports

[applause] peterson's got it inside the five still driving for the touchdown peterson was not going to be stopped short this time 11 yards and a touchdown joe that's as good a run as you'll see better than anything we've seen already today and Read more

Category: News & Politics

E e e e e e e the high stake showdown here in philadelphia between vice president kamla harris and former president donald trump their first face-to-face meeting in this presidential election their first face-to-face meeting ever a historic race for president upended just weeks ago president biden withdrawing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Kla harris let's have good debate see you have fun thank you in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country i just want to clarify here you bring up... Read more