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Category: Comedy

That was one hell of a debate last night yeah it was a fun time huh you know they actually asked me to be a moderator but i said no uh i don't think they did actually i'll i'll interrupt you right there uh fact check they did they did ask me to be a moderator but i thought you know i i had a few other... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Category: Comedy

Dad you really look like trump oh come on don't say that mom used to say i look like a character from dallas don't tell her okay but dad you really do look like trump look everyone's staring at us let's take a selfie and i'll post it on youtube all right but don't tell mom deal dad Read more

Category: Comedy

Stacking charges and rearranging things just to make cas nonsense perversion of justice to make him a convict a convicted film b affects his scany he a convicted tone it's a travesty of justice the mockery of justice [music] let me be clear about something on the outset the person you'll be watching... Read more

Category: Comedy

-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

Category: News & Politics

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she was big on defund the police in minnesota she went out wait a minute i'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh she went... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome sasheer zamata. [applause] n/a n/a n/a sasheer. - jordan. oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. oh my gosh. i see this-- is it witch season already? it's been witch season. it's spooky time. it is. it comes earlier every year. is that because of, like, dark magic? - money. - it's money.... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: Comedy

Economy do you believe americans are better off than they were four years ago imagine and have actually a plan to build what i call an opportunity economy my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to startup small businesses i intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 holy we're one... Read more

Category: Gaming

मेरे स्लिंगशॉट बाहर पड़ी है ना चाबी कंट्रोल की खास बात कुछ ऐसे होने वाले की जो की तो बैकग्राउंड में सुन रहे होंगे तो सोना हो [संगीत] बारिश हो तुम कैसे हो फिर से फिर से गिर रहा नहीं थ्री पता खेलने वाले ग्रहणी सीजन वाला बोर्ड यानी आज का बारिश हो चुकी है और जैसे की तुम सबको पता है की बारिश का महीना ए चुका है तो चल छैया छैया छैया छैया जी घर में बारिश होने वाली है और इस वाले मैप को थोड़ा एडिट भी किया गया है मतलब की बहुत साड़ी लोकेशंस को चेंज कर दिया गया... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Cas you're not watching it you got to turn it to a different channel i will just go ahead and tell you the details what's going on in this debate okay i'm going be like the announcer of golf you know somebody's get ready to hold them morning and have somebody you can hear his voice in the background... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] the daily wies venture into cinema with am i racist directed by the audacious justin folk is not just a film it's a cultural statement wrapped in comedy proving once and for all that satire is alive and kicking am icist is a documentary comedy where political commentator and satirist matt walsh... Read more