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"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more
John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more
Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In
Category: Entertainment
♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Surge in Black Farmers, Abraham Lincoln Gay Rumor
Category: People & Blogs
-guys, we are moving on. here at "late night," every night i deliver a monologue made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think that should stop... Read more
Kamala Harris Won Debate Against Donald Trump According to CNN Poll
Category: News & Politics
-hey, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is our live "closer look" election special. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. well, the first presidential debate was last night, and the bar was pretty low for former president donald trump. all he had to do was... Read more
JD Vance's Bizarre Migrant Hoax Gets Roasted by Late Night Writer Jeff Wright
Category: People & Blogs
-earlier this week, several prominent republicans, including ohio senator and vice presidential nominee j. d. vance, promoted a false claim that haitian immigrants in ohio are kidnapping and eating family pets. here to respond is one of my writers, jeff wright. -thank you, seth. thank you. [ cheers... Read more
Jonathan Pryce Invited the Queen to Watch Him in a Play About a Man Having an Affair with a Goat
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a tony-winning, oscar-nominated actor you know from movies like "brazil" and "the two popes," as well as "game of thrones." he received two emmy nominations this year for his work in "the crown" and "slow horses." new episodes of "slow horses" premiere wednesdays on apple tv+. let's... Read more
Taylor Swift's Endorsement of Kamala Harris Brings in 337K Users to Voter Link
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more
Kathryn Hahn on Guest Hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Her Northwestern Commencement Speech
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actress you know from the movies "step brothers," "glass onion," and "bad moms," and shows like "wandavision," "mrs. fletcher," and "tiny beautiful things." she stars in "agatha all along," which premieres september 18th on disney+. let's take a look. -come... Read more
Kathryn Hahn Talks Working with Patti LuPone and Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back! we're here with kathryn hahn. i know your kids are teenagers, so it's probably very hard to impress them and make you think you're cool. but you were in the "spider-verse" movies when -- i guess the first one came out when they were a little bit younger. -yeah. -did they care about this?... Read more
Kevin Smith Brings Seth a Never-Before-Seen Script for Them to Act Out
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a talented director, writer, and actor you know from movies like "clerks," "jay and silent bob strike back," and "dogma." his latest film, "the 4:30 movie," is in theaters september 13th. let's take a look. -and all i want to do is [inhales deeply] -- is watch movies with you. [ soft... Read more
Figure it out, Abdul!—The Trump-Harris DEBATE SURPRISE | The McFuture w/Steve Faktor
Category: News & Politics
Welcome to a resurrection episode of the mc future i don't want to promise anything but i will try to do some episodes regularly i've had some big changes in my life and uh i don't want to get into it in this particular episode uh but i did want to talk about the uh kamla harris donald trump debate... Read more
Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man"
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more
Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more
"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." my first guest tonight is my favorite guests of all time. please welcome my wife, evie mcgee colbert. hello, darling. >> evie: hello. hello. >> stephen: you have been on this show many times, starting in covid obviously. this is the first... Read more
Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, everybody! look at that. i'm here with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges. you guys were out there for a couple months in montana during covid. did you write a cookbook together or anything like that? >> jeff: no but kind of like that. my wife, sure my wedding present for my wife... Read more
“1-800-hot-n-fun” - LE SSERAFIM
Category: Entertainment
[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more
Dad, you look a lot like Trump. #cowboy #cowboys#trump #usa #donaldtrump #comedyfilms #western
Category: Comedy
Dad you really look like trump oh come on don't say that mom used to say i look like a character from dallas don't tell her okay but dad you really do look like trump look everyone's staring at us let's take a selfie and i'll post it on youtube all right but don't tell mom deal dad Read more
I have concepts of a plan …does that count?|NO but why does this ACTUALLY work well?#2024#equestrian
Category: Pets & Animals
Do you have a plan and can you tell us what it is i'd run it as good as it can be run so just so yes or no you still do not have a plan i have concepts of a plan Read more
Gwen Walz Takes On JD Vance in HEATED Debate
Category: Entertainment
[applause] so let me use my teacher [applause] [music] voice english teachers you know what these babies are for okay here's my mr vance how about you mind your own [applause] business h i see okay you don't have to put your glasses on but try with me in your teacher voice mr vance how about you mind... Read more