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Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the late show i'm your host steven colar ladies and [music] gentlemen l and gentlemen this country is still a buzz about tuesday's night debate when kla harris shook donald trump's hand then handed him his ass it was it was i got to say it was uh it was fun to watch it was fun to watch instructive... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, we are back with the star of "our town" soon to open at the v barrymore theater. mr. jim parsons. who is the stage manager to you? he's not a character but he has a character. >> jim: i think it's thornton wilder, i think it is the author speaking as much as say tom in "a glass menagerie"... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a four-time emmy award-winning actor you know from playing sheldon cooper on cbs's "the big bang theory." he now returns to broadway in the new revival of thornton wilder's "our town." please welcome back to "the late show,"... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more

Category: Gaming

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Category: Comedy

Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more

Category: Gaming

Say look i went to the wharton school of finance and many of those professors the top professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there i'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night i mean what a smackdown harris ran trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad rfk jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more

Category: Comedy

-even donald trump's biggest supporters are now admitting that he lost tuesday's debate to kamala harris. they're just hoping no one saw it. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪♪ going into the debate, the harris campaign strategy was obvious -- "rattle donald trump." but trump's allies... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more

Category: Sports

Nuestra kosovo está al borde del descenso ya que son últimos de su grupo en un grupo donde está romaní que ya nos ganó chipre y lituania chipre que le ganó a lituania así que hoy hay que salir de ese descenso es chipre hoy se tiene que ganar se tienen que meter mínimo tres golito penal penal penal vaya... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[musik] die meisten von euch kennt ihn als toni aber so heißt der dubai toni männlich hebamme im echten leben heißt leo reisinger wie geht's dir und du bist du also mir geht's erstmal gut das ist die erste sache und ich bin gerade bei mir zu hause im bayerischen oberland so genau zwischen den alpen... Read more

Category: Comedy

So freunde ja ihr habt jetzt ungefähr eine woche von mir nichts gehört ich wollte nur bescheid geben ne wenn ich mal eine woche oder vier wochen 6 wochen keine videos hochlade nein ich höre mit youtube nicht auf das hat meistens gründe ich hatte die letzten 7 bis 10 tage viel mit papierkram zu tun okay... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ay me dijeron que pondrían un rival interesante no un idiota de 2 metros con aspecto espeluznante pero qué más está aunque sea decepcionante y no tendré piedad alguna porque voy a mutilarte la casa ya empieza soy el aniquilador el asesino despiadado al que todos tienen temor bienvenido al terror show... Read more

Category: Gaming

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