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Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more
Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months
Category: Comedy
-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more
Republicans Admit Trump Lost Debate to Harris, Trump Whines About Fact Checking: A Closer Look
Category: Comedy
-even donald trump's biggest supporters are now admitting that he lost tuesday's debate to kamala harris. they're just hoping no one saw it. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪♪ going into the debate, the harris campaign strategy was obvious -- "rattle donald trump." but trump's allies... Read more
Trump Gets Last Words in Presidential Debate Against Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more
Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Demi Moore Shares the Life Hack She Learned from G.I. Jane and Reveals She Kept Pottery from Ghost
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back. we're here with demi moore. um, of course, one of the nice things about, uh, as our life passes, as we live longer, we have children and we have grandchildren. and congratulations. you're a grandmother. -i am. whoo! -your daughter, rumer, has a one-year-old. she's a seven -- almost 17... Read more
Demi Moore Thinks the Scariest Scene of The Substance Involves Dennis Quaid and Shrimp
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is an emmy- and golden globe-nominated actress. you know her from iconic movies like "ghost," "a few good men," and "g.i. jane," plus the fx series "feud: capote versus the swans." she stars in "the substance," which is in theaters september 20th. let's... Read more
Terry Crews & Kelly Clarkson Play 'Balls, Balls, Balls' With Maria Taylor | Kelly-Lympics
Category: People & Blogs
We are back terry cruz is hanging the we' got a couple of tough competitions going on this summer wier is america's god talent which terry hosts the other is the paris olympics which start with the opening ceremony this friday on nbc and peacock which i will be there for so to celebrate it's time for... Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more
Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more
Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom
Category: News & Politics
Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more
Name That Song Challenge with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more
Steve Martin, Martin Short & Selena Gomez Talk Emmy Nominations, Only Murders in the Building Cameos
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more
WePost: Airbnb, Meatball Subs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Jimmy Talks About Facing Off Against DJ Khaled in the Cardigan Classic | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
Jimmy Shares Bone-Chilling Scarecrow Nightmare in Anticipation of Jimmy Fallon's Tonightmares
Category: Comedy
-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
St. Vincent: Flea | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more