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Kad Merad, Michael Youn, Olivier Baroux - PARODIE DE ZONE INTERDITE - Samedi Soir en Direct
Category: Comedy
Bonsoir je suis bernard de la vilardière vous vous souvenez de moi c'est moi qui présenta ça me révolte [ __ ] c'est vrai quoi pas déconner bienvenue dans zone interdite zone interdite zone interdite ce soir ce soir un reportage qui va vous trouver le cul il se fait appeler le grand roundchow on ne... Read more
John and Brittany Force lead qualifying at NHRA US Nationals || national hot rod association
Category: News & Politics
John and britney force lead qualifying at nh us nationals brownsburg indiana ap the fatherdaughter duo of john and britney force dominated qualifying friday in the nh us nationals at lucas oil raceway the 72-year-old john force had a run of 3.87 s seconds at 33.72% .57 britney force is trying to qualify... Read more
Kate McKinnon on Making Her SNL Hosting Debut and Living in a Snake Condo
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning actress and comedian you know from her work on "saturday night live" and "barbie." this weekend, she makes her "snl" hosting debut with musical guest billie eilish, airing live on nbc and peacock. please welcome back to the show my very good friend kate mckinnon,... Read more
Kate McKinnon Shows Off Her Actual Weird Barbie
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back. we're here with kate mckinnon. and kate, i don't need to tell you this. you were in "barbie" this year. [ applause ] -yeah, i was. yeah. -but i didn't know this, that you and greta gerwig, roommates in college. look at that. -we were in the same suite. -okay, i'm gonna count it. -we were... Read more
Comedians & Actors on Drugs (David Cross, Natasha Lyonne, Margaret Cho)
Category: Comedy
David cross i don't remember when you talked about this was it was either on a podcast or there was like a guardian interview with you where you're just talking about cocaine doing cocaine in england yeah where where did did i read that or i heard you talk about it do you remember doing a lot of cocaine... Read more
Mia Farrow and Patti LuPone Reveal Their Worst Audience Stories
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guests tonight are two hollywood legends who are starring together in "the roommate." performances begin on august -- august 29th at the booth theatre on broadway. please welcome to the show mia farrow and patti lupone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ welcome, you two. -hello. -i am so delighted... Read more
Je vais porter la Flamme Olympique 🇫🇷🤹♀️🥇 - Malik Bentalha
Category: Comedy
Ça va mon mic ça va ça va stef merci beaucoup tu sais que là je suis très très heureux p ça se voit sur mon moi aussi j'ai envie de savoir là bah c'est bien que tu sois assis je pense parce que ce que je t'offre aujourd'hui c'est de la plateforme c'est pas non c'est pas exactement du travail proprement... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Talks Save Me Comedy Tour and Gets Jimmy to Sign a Fever Pitch DVD | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Doesn’t Think of Herself as the “Queen of Late-Night”
Category: Entertainment
So you're the queen of late night because you're the only one you're the only female light you're the only one there to be queen by default you are the queen of late night the real question is why aren't there more women in late night yeah i agree it was interesting because i was surprised that so much... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Started Doing Stand-Up at 16
Category: Entertainment
You're a standup by trade right you would say that so how old were you when you started doing standup 16 and what was your first gig oh i was doing churches oh yeah i was that's the only place i was allowed to perform and what kind of jokes do you tell at a church you know i think i told a lot of jokes... Read more
Chick Comedy's College Special Feat: Taylor Tomlinson, Esther Ku & More | Chick Comedy
Category: Comedy
Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more
Sold Out Weekend in Utah was Wild
Category: Entertainment
You ever like go to the bathroom and you're like you're like going to the bathroom and you're like all right i'm going to go pee i'm going to this door and uh you get to the door and it's locked you like oh and your bladder like you lied to me you ever do that you like all right it's fine your blad's... Read more
Are you our Dolly Parton? I'm Tow Mater! WHITNEY CUMMINGS #shortvideo
Category: Comedy
Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more
NFL Dad Jokes - Why Jets Football Fans Are Not the Smartest - Jokes
Category: Comedy
Two nfl jets football players were walking through the woods one of them says dude look a dead bird and the other one looks up and says where Read more
Adam Sandler: Love You (Clip sottotitolato) | Trailer in italiano | Netflix
Category: Film & Animation
Mio padre usava sempre la cintura. diceva: "ti tocca la cintura." io ai miei figli non lo faccio, indosso la tuta. dico loro: "vi tocca il cordoncino. papà ora… papà ora ve le suona". Read more
Adam Hills On America | Happyism | Universal Comedy
Category: Comedy
[applause] and look i feel bad dissing are there american people here there's a couple over there going woo just live the stereotype uh mean i i love you guys i just think we we look up to you a little bit too much do you know what mean we try to impress you too much and look i love you because you're... Read more
Adam Hills Regrets THAT Megan Fox Joke | Happyism | Universal Comedy
Category: Comedy
Remember that you you know that american tv show i was telling you about i made the biggest dick of myself on that show it was called chelsea lately now some of you all know this show it's it's and i don't want to diss the show cuz i was so excited to be on it but chelsea handler is a late night american... Read more
Jason Manford's Hilarious Michael Mcintyre Impression | First World Problems | Universal Comedy
Category: Comedy
It's a loads of things will'll just do your edit daily it's weird i mean you know if you ever hear me moaning about this job please just punch me in the face like i do i i love this job i mean i'm lazy like i said i'm not you know i don't really leave this little bit i don't know why they bother lighting... Read more
Jason Manford Reads Out Hilarious Messages From The Crowd | First World Problems | Universal Comedy
Category: Comedy
So now before the show uh i ask you guys to write down your own first world problems and uh i've got them here uh obviously i can't read them all out i've had to forward to them and onto the police uh there some proper nutters in this room okay let's have a little look through some of these if you hear... Read more
Jason Manford Tells A Joke, 147 People Complain | First World Problems | Universal Comedy
Category: Comedy
I i once told a joke on the telly that got 147 complaints and i'll be honest with you i'm still not sorry and i was this was what jimmy car feels like every day about three and a half years ago in a huge news story hit the uk when an old woman put a cat in a bin do you remember this story and the country... Read more