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Category: Comedy

[music] thank you nice one good he nice one thank you how are you michael mcy everyone how good the what a legend the apollo look at this is anyone else thinking they've scrubbed it up quite nice haven't they it's nice now it's on the telly when we usually e it's all right [ __ ] all is it but look... Read more

Category: Comedy

The ultimate first world problem i think is this right just imagine this picture this scene you've all been there you've had a long day at work and you get to the end of the day so tired so tired you get home and maybe you make to like you go for a drink you're like oh i don't really want to but you... Read more

Category: Comedy

My parents have been together 35 years now and uh they got together very young actually my mom was well my mom was young my mom was 16 and my dad was 24 there was an eight 8ye age gap and now my mom's got to an age where she's starting to lie about her age she's starting to take two or three years off... Read more

Category: Comedy

They too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this i was on holiday i rang up the bank i said my car's been blocked yes mr manford we reason to believe your card is currently been used in spain yeah it was up to about... Read more

Category: Comedy

Liverpool's has a strange relationship with manchester as well is there anybody in from liverpool all right thought we might have priced you out not to worry [music] i i love liverpool it's a it's a beautiful city and i remember when i first went over there i sport manchester city right that's my football... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] hello hello good evening how are you good good good don't worry i've never heard of me either got to be honest with you ladies and gentlemen it's lovely to be here for those who haven't yet worked out i'm from liverpool yeah it just shows the bbc's commitment to ethnic diversity they could have... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't know what to do with my kids the problem is i'm a kid in my head i'm still childish you know sometimes you get left like right you're in charge i think i'm not i'm just the eldest that's all i am my good daughters have got me tied up man theyve got me wra around their little fingers i can't... Read more

Category: Comedy

We to [music] amazing exceeded expectations we waited outside for like 10 15 minutes but worth it now one when i come to nashville this is the spot every time it was amazing i love the chicken i love the potato salad and the mac and cheese we love it we should move to natur shout out to hatty bees man... Read more

Category: Comedy

Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson as the auction for dame dash's oneir stake in rockefeller records approaches speculation on who will be the new owner continues now of course whoever ends up with the 33% state will share ownership with big and... Read more

Category: Comedy

A man who whacks nostalgic meaning he beats off to 80s porn adam corolla yeah get it on got to get on a choice m get it on thanks for tuning in we love that about you cat tim is in studio new book out soon that'll be september 10th but you should pre-order it now so it'll show up the day it comes out... Read more

Category: Comedy

What's going on bad built mother that 51 and 51 the other way pregnant chihuahua shout out to t get your mexican danny deito you're like a hamster that sells weed w Read more

Category: Comedy

Why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile i was me to take the place of somebody el you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The nikki glazer podcast nckaz here's nikki hello here i am welcome to the show it's nikki glazer podcast coming at you um from st louis missouri i'm here in studio with my sister who is kind enough to join us last minute i was just like hello just saw you at the parents house yeah thanks for inviting... Read more

Category: Music

What is up youtube hi giving honor to our lord and savior jesus christ first and foremost my name is marcus and this is marriage for dummies today we got a request from joey laou what up joey what's up it's going to be darus rer it won't be like this for long go ahead and like and subscribe and we love... Read more

Category: Entertainment

करें अगर एक्टिंग मैं सीन दूं आपको सुनाओ अच्छा सीन दोगे हां कि आपको कंसोल करना है आपके दोस्त का दोस्त की नानी मर गई है हां क्या उसको क्या कंसो करना है मतलब क्या करोगे दोस्त की नानी मर गई है नानी की एज क्या थी बाई द वे वो भी डिपेंड करता है ना 45 की थी वो नानी जैसलमेर से थी [प्रशंसा] छोड़ होता है यार है कौन वो लेकिन नाना भी हो सकता है नहीं भाई है मेरा नाना दोस्त नहीं है मेरे के मेरे तो है Read more

Category: Entertainment

Today netflix dropped their latest installment into their comedy specials with adam sanders's love you this time around for this special adam has chosen to partner up with some old friends of his and that happens to be the safty brothers probably best known for their time together on uncut gem but on... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Mon père me donnait des coups de ceinture. "tu vas tâter de ma ceinture !" j'inflige pas ça à mes gosses : je suis en survêt. "vous allez tâter de mon cordon !" "papa ne va pas vous rater !" Read more

Category: Music

देखिए देखिए अपना में अपना बचपन देखिए इस टेलिस्कोप से देखिए देखिए जल्दी आइए अपनापन देखना देखो देखो जल्दी देखो देख लेना भाई मैं पक्का बचपन में गोरा दिखता [संगीत] हगा बता कै दिख रहा था दू से जदा अब मैं अपना बचपन देखता हूं मैं तो पक्का संस्कारी [संगीत] [हंसी] होगा भाई बता बता तू क्या देखा भाई मैं तो बचपन में अपने मम्मी का पैर दबा रहा था अबे सालो तुम लोग बचपन में भी सुवरी थे अभी भी सुरे हो पैसा कौन लेगा तुम Read more

Category: Comedy

Comedy central's award-winning game show is back with brand new episodes areic ready daddy host rosie jones has more challenges for her celebrity friends to prove who's the best at judging people we're talking about who thinks they're the lick but will our celebrity teams put rosy's regulars in the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Amy dowon talks about her second cancer scare and the pain of being gone once more strictly come dancing professional dancer from strictly come dancing after receiving a stage three breast cancer diagnosis last year amy daen has disclosed that she experienced a second cancer scare experts strictly come... Read more