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Category: Comedy

The ultimate first world problem i think is this right just imagine this picture this scene you've all been there you've had a long day at work and you get to the end of the day so tired so tired you get home and maybe you make to like you go for a drink you're like oh i don't really want to but you... Read more

Category: Comedy

My parents have been together 35 years now and uh they got together very young actually my mom was well my mom was young my mom was 16 and my dad was 24 there was an eight 8ye age gap and now my mom's got to an age where she's starting to lie about her age she's starting to take two or three years off... Read more

Category: Comedy

They too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this i was on holiday i rang up the bank i said my car's been blocked yes mr manford we reason to believe your card is currently been used in spain yeah it was up to about... Read more

Category: Comedy

Liverpool's has a strange relationship with manchester as well is there anybody in from liverpool all right thought we might have priced you out not to worry [music] i i love liverpool it's a it's a beautiful city and i remember when i first went over there i sport manchester city right that's my football... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] hello hello good evening how are you good good good don't worry i've never heard of me either got to be honest with you ladies and gentlemen it's lovely to be here for those who haven't yet worked out i'm from liverpool yeah it just shows the bbc's commitment to ethnic diversity they could have... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't know what to do with my kids the problem is i'm a kid in my head i'm still childish you know sometimes you get left like right you're in charge i think i'm not i'm just the eldest that's all i am my good daughters have got me tied up man theyve got me wra around their little fingers i can't... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hi, i'm your nifty odd-jobbing robot. call me, norbot. wallace: this is my latest invention. pleased to meet you master gromit. wallace: a smart gnome. wallace: well go on chuck, put him through his little paces! wallace: he's voice activated... Read more

Category: Comedy

Hey guys welcome back to dish nation i am here with my new best friend jeff getting ready to chat with michael keaton and the cast of beetlejuice beetle juice check it out i love your aggression i know it's it's something about this movie that i just want to smash it into a million pieces it's so freaking... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I saw some ghosts. it's a little private joke that lydia and i share. it's not a joke. yes, it is. just today. just today, she tried to convince me that this house is haunted. kev, you know i love them. by ghosts? in designer sheets, no less. i'd like to propose a toast. to our intrepid friends who... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] i feel so small yeah it's like the subway here tonight [applause] by uh congratulating you on winning a golden globe that's a very impressive thing thank you did you go crazy after you won i did i got really drunk i took my dad my dad was with me and the first half of the night he was like... Read more

Category: Gaming

ब ब्रेज ब्रेज ब्रेज [संगीत] बेज बे बज बज ब [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] ऐसे ही और वीडियो के लिए कमेंट कीजिए लाइक कीजिए सब्सक्राइब करके बेल नोटिफिकेशन को ऑन कीजिए Read more

Category: Entertainment

Sean mickey jedwood what do you think the nation have been talking about okay everyone's talking about loads of cool things every always talking always girls always gossiping about like stuff so what you think john what people talk about the beckham had a baby another baby the beckhams yeah had had... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Sean mickey jedwood what do you think the nation have been talking about okay everyone's talking about loads of cool things every always talking girls always gossiping about like stuff so what do you think john what people talk about the beckham had a baby another baby the beckhams yeah had a had a... Read more

Category: Comedy

I know what i watch him this is literally guaranteed yeah i spell it wrong and what you know what i mean you know you s a flare up yep thanks lauren won't be a minute is that a fish yes lauren it's a fish give me a minute look s next to johnny takes up two seats i've got feelings too you know feisty... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh my god sor that's my irritating valves next two up right good luck boys see you at the bottom oh and don't forget loser streaks oh seriously i would have thought i'' been gone by now it's a new one jesus me can't stop okay next two will i got an issue ready to lose i'm not but you are will i'm not... Read more

Category: Comedy

M your hair looks nice thanks your looks horrible well dad is that your new company car then you know it is did they not like you there well her mother said that haley really liked you girl liked adam what is she a blind alcoholic isn't life wonderful well not really did you read about that man who... Read more

Category: Sports

-man united win the fa cup! -glory glory man utd!  -glory glory man utd! -glory glory man utd!  we beat the cheats 2-1! -come on!  -we didn’t let a goal in in the first minute  yes! -for once it wasn’t our   defence and goalie who were poo -yes!  -mainoo bossed the whole midfield -bruno’s pass was lit... Read more

Category: Sports

Stack days and give them more of a reason to play me whenever we get to the regular season well kind of staying on the alabama topic um what do you think about coach dbor what is your uh expectations for this new era of alabama football i think it's going to be great man i think it's g to be great i've... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Oh my god mckenzie um i wanted to give you an opportunity to invest in my future this is the mickey that i know what are you talking about i i was half your age when i settled down settled down you got knocked up by some rich guy when you were working as a stripper i was a waitress at a strip club you... Read more

Category: Comedy

Any questions for me if not we'll play the movie game do you know the movie game yell out the name of an actor or an actress or the title of a movie go ahead because we don't have much time go ahead c diaz cameron diaz you said yes that's so funny so now we have to name a movie that she's inre shrek... Read more